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Sep 2, 2014 / 88,777 notes

faketual:

Perks of dating me: I’ll let you sleep on my boobs

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Aug 29, 2014 / 293,278 notes

methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

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Aug 27, 2014 / 133,358 notes

meladoodle:

id rather fall in lava than fall in love

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Aug 27, 2014 / 36,758 notes
  • me about girls: wow!! wow
Aug 26, 2014 / 191,634 notes

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Aug 25, 2014 / 180,324 notes

ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

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Aug 25, 2014 / 8,825 notes

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Aug 24, 2014 / 1,301 notes

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shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model
Aug 24, 2014 / 160,061 notes

shavingryansprivates:

i was just posing sensually when the camera turned on by itself i am not a model

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Aug 21, 2014 / 7,265 notes